You Da Russ, man, you da russ!!!

I think it's very strange that a womans body is very private until she becomes pregnant, and then all of a sudden nothing becomes sacred....
For example, ten months ago it would not be a common thing for a group of our friends sitting around, to discuss my wife's Uterus, and I thought "bloody show" meant going over to Craig's house to watch a 80's horror flick....
I mean can you imagine going up to a woman you hardly knew and asking her; "So how much weight have you gained?", "Can I touch your belly?" , or even worse, " Man do you ever look huge!!!"
I've even had people warn me that Amanda was going to somehow be transformed into a sailor and spew out obscenities in my direction in the course of labour....
strange.......derek